Two Guys Need Work...

Well, April was a sales disaster. Sales are off 70% from last month. The EW chatroom psychics determined that I was being treated to some sort of s#%@bird treachery that makes me invisible, so people don't think to patronize this website. Last month sales stopped for a few days and the EW psychics boosted us and they came back strong. I was hoping to get a similar blast Sunday in the weekly-chat, but when I went there at Ten AM the site was completely down, a coincidence I'm sure. (not)

I had Zoe make a change to the artwork that heads each page, see if you can spot the difference. Right now I feel invisible, we have no sales, we are more than caught-up. It would be a great time to get ahead in manufacturing, build some stock, except that takes additional supplies which we are short of, due to a dead cash-flow.

Oh yeah, I'm down to my last two polished Powerwand copper tubes. They both have minor defects. One has a pretty good dent in one spot (turn it to the wall!) and the other one has some minor irregularities at the base, I don't think you'll see it with the cap on. I'm not going to use these unless someone wants them, they don't meet my standards, although I am sure Powerwands made with these tubes would work as perfectly well as ones with no imperfections. If you studied every Powerwand I make with a microscope you'd see none of them are "perfect".

I want to sell them though, as I need the money to buy more copper tubes! So, I'll sell these "scratch-dent" Powerwands for $225 each. Powerwands are on sale now for $261, discounted from $290, retail. So email me if you want one and I'll help you complete the transaction, as it won't be on the Products page. That's a heck of a deal, a PW for $225. Email me; andy@ctbusters.com

Steve and I keep seeing white vans following us all over the place. When we "make" them they go away. It says, "Rezeneger, Shawnee Kansas" with an 800 number on a small sign, maybe a stick-on magnetized sign, they are hiring! Nowhere does it say what they do, no state license for plumbing or contracting or anything, no info at all, except the name and phone number and "we're hiring!"

One more thing, can you guys navigate this site OK? Do all the pics open OK and are there any other problems you might be having, either surfing the site or placing an order? I have to know if there's problems so Zoe and I can fix 'em.
It's very suspicious for an established business like CTBusters to have such a huge drop in sales right after the best month we ever had. I'm trying to get to the bottom of this.

Please take advantage of the sale prices and buy some of my carefully-crafted Orgone generating stuff! I want these two
Powerwands sold today! OK? :O) Also a few other orders would be great, we need work, now.

I know I can count on you guys...you always step-up and answer my calls. It's been the difference between staying in business or going back to the printing ink business, which serves no one but the rich-guy I work for. And printing-ink company owners are not into Orgonite, to say the very least about that. Frankly, I'm too old and right now, too beat-up to even look for a job. "You're 58 and have a broken back? Don't call us, we'll call you."

Thanks to Steve Lindberg's help, I am as able to manufacture right now as I have ever been. I can do most
everything except lift heavy things.

And ride motorcycles, wah!

"I'm still standing, yeah yeah yeah."

Cheers,

Andy